Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Worst Song Ever?


Do you remember where you were when you first heard this song? I think WTLK played it 100 times the first day. I will never forgive Pete Ray for this. I still can't get it out of my head. It is like a bad virus that will not go away. What can you say? Really bad lyrics, really bad singing, really bad hair. I think Julie Oram listens to this when she runs.

Achy Breaky Heart is so bad I will just give you a picture and the lyrics, not the song.

You can tell the world you never was my girl
You can burn my clothes when I'm gone
Or you can tell your friends just what a fool I've been
And laugh and joke about me on the phone

You can tell my arms to go back onto the phone
You can tell my feet to hit the floor
Or you can tell my lilps to tell my fingertips
They won't be reaching out for you no more

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

You can tell your ma I moved to Arkansas
Or you can tell your dog to bite my leg
Or tell your brother Cliff who's fist can tell my lips
He never really liked me anyway

Oh tell your Aunt Louise, tell anything you please
Myself already knows that I'm okay
Oh you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind
It might be walking out on me today

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

you are right but don't foget about tim mcgraw's indain outlaw i think it is #2 on the all time worst

Jamie Steele said...

Yes but his Dad did win a World Series so you can't put him on the list.

Anonymous said...

Could be the worst hairdo ever!