Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Supermarkio




A good staff person is hard to find. Every church and every pastor desires a hard working, unselfish, compassionate, soul-winning, Bible expositing, tithing, faithful and on- time staff person (we are still trying to find this one--HA HA). Many churches have a staff infection, if you will because of bad staff. Not ETBC!! We have Supermarkio. He is invaluable. No one else can do the things he does for our church.

Supermarkio can preach better than most women. As a matter of fact, recently on visitation a man said, "I don't believe those stories in the Bible they are false."

"Which ones", I said.

"Like God speaking thru a donkey. I just don't believe He would do that", he exclaimed.

I replied, "You have never heard Mark preach have you? God still speaks thru donkeys"

Mark has a vast knowledge of the deep truths of the Bible like Eschatology:
He still thinks Y2K may happen!! And he believes the Rapture will happen after the Millenial Reign of Christ.

Sotieriology: Marks feels men choose God after God chooses men but they have their own choice the same choice that every person who ever lived has had regardless of the chance to hear the Gospel so they can choose a God who would choose them if they would just choose Him first. (sound complex not to Mark)

The Trinity: Mark said, "Its like a Southern Gospel group, you know, like a duet plus one."

Mark is the only guy I know who carried a fishing pole to Sea World!
He also calls the Fifth grade his Senior Year...

We are so blessed to have a man of God like SuperMarkio!

Mark "Guido" Marshall we love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 comments:

Renee Steele said...

Mark I cant believe you let your trusted staff talk about you like this. I will try my best to work on Jamie. You do have to admit, it is funny!

Anonymous said...

Hey, Mark proves my theory.......ALL HUMANS EVOLVED FROM DONKEYS!!!
Don't make fun of him, he just has some more evolving to do. Mark, we all love you just the same even though your still part donkey.
Just kidding guys. Oh, and Jamie that picture is awsome...you should make one of you on Louige, and stick it next to Supermarkio.